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General Observations

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General Observations

I can't afford to buy anything

Person has not enough money to buy anything on the menu, and doesn't even know what they would buy even if they had the money. With a shop you can look at products without buying (window shopping), you cannot do that in a cafe or coffee shop...

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General Observations

First Tip

I advised her we don't have a tip jar. I tried to decline. Put the money in the charity collection tin?

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General Observations

Customer smug to pay with her ring

To some, it seems like magic when people take out the chips from a bank card and insert it into other things, or buy a professionally made product which has the relevant chip, and that person taps the card reader to make payment. Other people, get the principle.

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General Observations

Choregraphed Ordering Procedure

A practiced dance routine just to order a Starbucks? At a coffee shop you get your regulars and what really blows my mind is quite a number have their own premeditated ordering procedure venturing from a specific over-rehearsed script such as spending 4 minutes wasting my time acting like they are reading the menu acting interested about other drinks before abruptly shouting "latte" or "flat white" all the way to a very much a dance routine with precision choreography.

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